Roger's really 147. All the MDMA has somehow preserved his carapace, but deep inside the rot continues. Hence the breath. And the uncanny ability to persuade females to pierce themselves in clandestine areas for his own pleasure.

Newf - 1) Tie plank to roofracks of beemer
2) Attach footholds
3) Give car keys and bottle of tequila to Roger Young
4) Get naked, get on, get moving.