Brad and Amos are busted for buying weed. They go to court and the judge is so taken with the sheepish duo that he decides to suspend incarceration on the condition that they go out and help other lost souls get off drugs. A week later they report back.
"Amos," growls Judge Labuschagne, "how many converts?"
"37," beams the laddish upstart.
"That's great! A record," says the judge. "How did you do it?"
"Well, I drew two circles on a piece of paper, like this: 0 o. Then I said: 'This is your brain before you take drugs. This is your brain after.'"
"Good. You can go home now. Mr. Shewitz, how many people did you save?"
Brad: "162."
"Wha-? B-but how did you do it, boy!?"
"Well," says Braddles, "I drew two circles on a piece of paper, like this: o 0. Then I said: 'This is your asshole before you go to prison...'"