Hey Blog Mob. Has anyone seen Requiem For A Dream (Dir. Darren Aronofsky)? Possibly one of the top three movies of all time, up there with Blade Runner and Man Bites Dog. Hints of Kubrick and Lynch. I'll be in JHB at the end of April. Change your locks.

Garth: Aloha! Are you in Amsterdam yet? Regards to Mina.
Tony: The frog is of the rare Fijian Clitoris Cunnilingus Amphibius variety. They were endangered by a terminal strain of fatigue during the primordial matriarchal era of the human race.
Psigh: That's 88% DESPITE my lucky underwear!
Dan: Hoesssiiiit, bru! GRRRRR!!! Messianic tendencies still going strong, I see. The Dude would approve. Have you bought Everlast's second album yet?
Braddles: You beefcake. Been growing those pecs for me to oggle? You tease, you bitch, you slut.
Humus: Don't worry. You've always been all woman in my doting eyes...
Dani: Forget these floundering androgyns. How about a date with a REAL man?
Sean: Will you be staying with Psi and them? Don't believe anything Tony tells you about the size of his penis. I've seen it, fully erect. Not worth the saliva.