Friday, May 18, 2001

Tonus - Pepper spray? Jesus' semen! You've been in Switzerland too long, man. You've lost the edge. What happened to the old I'll-assemble-an-AK47-in-thirty-seconds-with-a-blindfold-on psychotic Italian we all loved to hate so much? Don't you remember? South African criminals (some of them our best friends [Ro-o-o-og...]) use pepper spray when they cook and need stun guns to get their sexual kicks with! Bru, where you come from cutesy self-defence gadgets are for disciplining wives and armour piercing bullets are considered a friendly warning.

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