Define star-crossed: Polly leaves CT for JHB today; I arrive in JHB tomorrow; Polly leaves for Zim at 6am the day after that; whereafter I go back to CT. Christ's blimming fucken bollocks. Why me? Why not Muammar Gaddafi or Geoffrey Boycott? Roger, even? I swore I'd never return to London...

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pot(2) n. sl. marijuana [Mex. Sp. potiguaya]