Thursday, April 26, 2001

good morning. vistit this site.
http://www.seethru.co.uk/drugs/legal/index.htm

Wednesday, April 25, 2001

"The eagle never wasted so much time as when he submitted to learn from the crow." - Nobody

Shhh... Hark! What's that? Ah, aye, just the inane, slurred blabberings of the peanut gallery. See how they jostle and wank.

kapater n. castrated goat sometimes used as a bell-wether

Listen, Petra, just because you have the socio-sexual tact of an armed limpet mine outside a prosthetics factory that doesn't mean the Innocent (that be me) must limp.

hole n. sl. awkward situation [also: wot Swiss cheese's got in it, innit]

Define star-crossed: Polly leaves CT for JHB today; I arrive in JHB tomorrow; Polly leaves for Zim at 6am the day after that; whereafter I go back to CT. Christ's blimming fucken bollocks. Why me? Why not Muammar Gaddafi or Geoffrey Boycott? Roger, even? I swore I'd never return to London...

Rael: 0826941936

pot(2) n. sl. marijuana [Mex. Sp. potiguaya]

Tuesday, April 24, 2001

If prices in Yeoville are determined by supply and demand then they should close Harrow rd. permanently.
What is Rays telephone number?

p.s. whip me roger.

Monday, April 23, 2001

What's 'free trade'?

Monday morning, and Andy's still in Eland's Bay. I wonder if he'll ever return. Regards from Polly, y'all, and I'll be seeing all the barmy Vaalies shortly.

Friday, April 20, 2001

Does she know she�s getting involved with the sadist?

Thursday, April 19, 2001

DRUGS - "Just Say Thanks" - Ken Kesey

Wednesday, April 18, 2001

I love you guys, all of you. Even Rae.

O happy day. O joy. Birds and children. Met a GREAT girl. She's... friggin spiritual, like. Can't mention names. Suffice it to divulge that she smells like distant flowers. And she CARES about STUFF, like, innit? She's from London and she comes here and spends two days in Khayelitsha! Uh cosmic chick. O rediscovered mirth and hope.

Wednesday, April 11, 2001

Andy's back in CT. Spent last night sampling some smooth homegrown and watching Barfly.
Lala - ruach (roo-agh) the breath of god, from kabbalistic analogy of god being glass blower, source of life, cosmic wind, uh, energy...
Psi - We won the cricket! Bring me back a sample of real NY gutter slime in a jar. Serious. Ta.

All that is necessary for the forces of evil to take root in the world is for enough good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke

Monday, April 09, 2001

Just spent the weekend in Hermanus in a foetal position in a slimy sleeping bag in a smelly bungalow in the rain. God, it's good to be back in CT. Rael: number? Tony: where? Psigh: que? Rock: why?

Friday, April 06, 2001

Roger! How you, old goat? Dodgy as ever, eh? I'm off to Hermanus for the weekend. Some rave in some cave... been topping up on the serotonin, so there's a backlog to wring. It's been so long I think I've forgotten how to gurn. When the holy fennel is Tony coming to CT? Niggah love, Ray (all 16", for your sweet cherry bunghole, baby).

Wednesday, April 04, 2001

The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there -
Corkscrews, Bottle openers. "Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here."
- Jerry Seinfeld

p.s. told you so

Tuesday, April 03, 2001

I spend monday asleep under my desk.
Welcome back my puissant friend.